“I’ll answer the last part first: I feel like Joel would come out swinging and start winning right away, but he’d tire himself out chasing Gillian and Donald around the ring. Once Joel got to his exhaustion point, things would get bloody and ugly for a while, with Danny doing a lot of horrible things that nobody knew he could do - I just have that sense that Danny would suddenly bust out a crazy eyeball eating maneuver he learned in some class - but in the end, Yvette would reveal that she had lined the whole room with explosives and she would emerge victorious. From the room. But Chevy would be behind the door with a bat and take her out. Then he’d collapse because that’s a lot of bat swinging for a legend his age. So I guess Alison would win because nobody would have felt good about punching her.”—Dan Harmon, creator of Community, in a Reddit AMA when asked who in the cast would win in a fist fight.
In Eighth Grade (or Grade 8 for my Canadian friends), I did a science experiment on the effects of caffeine on plants & animals (bean plant growth, fish & mice). Not good. Stunted growth & made fish unable to eat and mice unable to navigate the maze as fast.